Bookings
Please book your session with this form with your preferred time and date! I will get back to you as soon as I see it.
PLEASE read the FAQ for any questions you have! I will allow NON SEXUAL questions in the form, but only if they are NOT covered within the FAQ!
For the FAQ page click HERE
I generally answer emails from 7am-11pm.
As an incentive, please scroll to the bottom of the Sessions and Rates page to see what discounts apply.
50$ deposits are MANDATORY. You will NOT be an exception.
I understand- you are the first man in living history to want to book an escorting session but not give money pre-emptively because I definetly have spent 8 years building a reputation to retire in a cardboard box with your 50$ (and even that is too expensive in ontario nowadays, 50$ really only lets you retire under a leaf you taped to a dumpster). But unfortunately, I cannot risk my safety even though you are the first and only man who will ever ask me this.
**DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN A BOOKING.
I am not impressed! You are just going on the blocklist. I do not care if you are sending me hate mail, fan mail, or begging me for freebies. I do not want a longwinded story about how your wife is actually a basilisk and she bit your dick and poisoned it and you desperately need me to suck out the poison for free or else you will die.
You are going to have to suck out all the poison yoruself because this form is not the place to write me stories.
If you are desperate to talk to me or talk business with me regarding onlyfans, pornhub, or social media management, book a social session, I am not going to entertain a ten follower account whos modus operandi is posting videos of himself peeing under all my posts (this was a real problem, yes). Please treat me like you would any other business!
**However, if you are another femme SWer needing references or anything else, just message me on twitter on your work account.