“Beautiful, curvy redhead who has a weird amount of thoughts about snail farming and the best possible recipe for a five cheese lasagna.”

”Literally the best part of my day. I love seeing you when I’m in town.”

”She makes me feel the same way I feel when I have a really, really fresh donut on a crisp fall day. In my heart and in my dick.”

“Really good at warhammer” - Me, about myself

”Would not see me for free and caused my balls to turn into mozzarella”

“Hot, but a bitch”

“Really warm and inviting. Always a joy to see. Funny as hell.”

“Really helped me come out of my shell”

Words spoken by those I’ve met, I’ve loved, who’ve loved me, maybe some things I made up, and those who do not expect me to greet them at the door with the idle question, the DELIGHTFUL question of ‘Okay, but what if I was a giant frog’? What then, boys? What if I was a giant frog? Am I still hot, but a bitch? Or am I a little more amhipbious than that?

Some of these words spoken by me. Espedcially anything about a dick. Or describing my prowess in a tabletop game.

If you are seeking a sextoy that makes ‘Oh ya! Mhm! So big!’ noises on repeat, I could do that.
However, if you ARE wanting to meet someone who will make the coin-grabbing noises from Mario Kart every time you thrust, I will do that, so come right in.

Also- if you’ve made it this far and are curious about more than my holes, check out my linked non profit- CORAS foundation! I deeply value giving back to my community and want to use everything I’ve collected over the years to support those in-need. I am really trying to embody the ‘saint’ part of ‘patron saint of expensive pussy’., and not just the expensive part. 😉
(I will absolutely play a game with you. I’ve got dedicated sessions that involve varying video game consoles, fighting games of any sort and TTRPGS.)

Not much of an hourly guy? Interested in a longer-term cgirlfriend for hire? Click ‘exclusive arrangements’ in my links.