Sessions & Rates

50$ DEPOSITS ARE MANDATORY FOR ALL BOOKINGS.

You will NOT be the exception. I do not care if a witch cursed you and you grow an extra nipple every time you send a deposit, the deposits are MANDATORY. You have a tarantula that bites you on the scrotum every time you open your banking app? That’s too bad! Book with someone else.

Deposits can be paid by etransfer or paypal. If you are worried about someone questioning the payment, simply use paypal to send the deposit. It is to a discreet email. A full prepayment is required for any booking over 1 hour!

As an incentive, please scroll to the bottom of this page to see what discounts apply.

Massage

 

Half Hour Session

$160/HH

A relaxing come-and-go.
(ha, ha, ha…)

 

Hour Session

$200/1 Hour
A classic hour of deep relaxation

Sessions & Rates

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The Full Experience / Companionship

 

Social Time

$150/Half Hour

Want to meet first? An outing to a restaurant of your choice, or a brief visit for a cup of tea at mine is more than welcome.

Half Hour

200$/Half Hour

Also a relaxing come and go, just with a little more to do.

 

Hour Session

320$/1 Hour
The best timeline to fit into your busy schedule. Perfect for a before work visit, a lunchtime break or a celebratory post 9-5.

 

Hour and a Half Session

420$/1.5 Hours

Best for anyone who needs some extra time to get familiar, or should you want to take a lengthier pause from your day to day.

Full deposits are necessary for first time bookings over one hour.

 

Two Hour Session

$520/2 Hours

Seen me before, had a blast and want to spend a lot more time with me? Haven’t seen me yet, but prefer longer get-to-know-you’s? Either way, this is for you! If you need longer than two hours, please specify on the form and we can discuss.

Full deposits are necessary for first time bookings over one hour.

Overnights

1500$/Night

Want to spend an entire night together? Dinner and paint the town red? Want to just put the phone away and know you don’t have to worry about an alarm going off until the sun rises again? From 7pm-7am I am all yours.

Fly-Me-To-You

Stumble on my website but you’re international? Don’t worry, I have my passport! Mention in my booking form that you’d like to fly me out and we can discuss details following.

Any FLY-ME-TO-YOU requests require a payment of 50$ to discuss! This is not a deposit, this is not refundable! This is just to get through the long process of scheduling hotels/flights/trains/etc that takes up much of my time! It is also a deterent against fantasy bookers.
If you are unwilling to pay the 50$ prior to discussing the booking, please do not book a FMTY. I will not be answering any questions prior to payment save for whether or not I am free on the dates requested in the booking form.

If this pissed you off because either you hate when escorts have boundaries and think they deserve respect (how could we want respect when we wear LIPSTICK? Lipstick whores…) or your only joy in life is pretending to book escorts and hollering like a monkey when you pretend to send deposits, there are better ways to do this! I understand us escorts are a bane on your life, what with our existing and breathing and all that, so I have a solution for you.

Try calling (613) 722-6521 and say you need to be admitted. Don’t worry, this is just code! It means you want to be surronded in a room by a 1000 virgin escorts who will let you do anything you want for completely free. Enjoy.

 Cancellation Policy

For any booking made and the booking date is within 5 days of the booking confirmation, a cancellation within 48 hours of the booking will owe the full fee of the booking before being allowed to book again.

For any bookings made more than 5 days out from the booking confirmation, any cancellation after 72 hours of making the booking will owe the full booking fee before being allowed to book again.

Deposit is non-refundable.

Discounts ↦

 

Pre-Paid in FULL Discount: If you prepay for your session IN FULL, 20$ can be taken off any payment over 180$ or 10$ off any payment less than 180$. (this does not apply if you are being asked to pre-pay because of a no show or cancellation).

Not Being A Dick Discount- If it is really quick&easy to book you because you sent in my booking form with exactly the information I needed; the exact date you wanted, time you wanted, do not ask invasive questions or questions answered on my site, a kind message explaining which type of session you are looking for, and you send the deposit when you confirm the booking, I will take off 5$.

Frequent Flyer: After your first booking, any ESCORT SESSION hour or half-hour session is automatically 20$ off. This does not apply to social time or any session over an hour.