Sessions & Rates
DEPOSITS ARE MANDATORY FOR ALL BOOKINGS.
(deposits will vary per appointment on the booking app)
You will NOT be the exception. I do not care if a witch cursed you and you grow an extra nipple every time you send a deposit, the deposits are MANDATORY. You have a tarantula that bites you on the scrotum every time you open your banking app? That’s too bad! Book with someone else.
Deposits can be paid by etransfer or paypal. If you are worried about someone questioning the payment, simply use paypal to send the deposit. It is to a discreet email. A full prepayment is required for any booking over 1 hour!
As an incentive, please scroll to the bottom of this page to see what discounts apply.
Massage
Half Hour Session
$120/HHA relaxing come-and-go.
(ha, ha, ha…)
Hour Session
$180/1 Hour
A classic hour of deep relaxation
Sessions & Rates
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The Full Experience / Companionship
Social Time
$100/Half HourWant to meet first? An outing to a restaurant of your choice, or a brief visit for a cup of tea at mine is more than welcome.
Half Hour
180$/Half Hour
Also a relaxing come and go, just with a little more to do.
Hour Session
340$/1 Hour
The best timeline to fit into your busy schedule. Perfect for a before work visit, a lunchtime break or a celebratory post 9-5.
Hour and a Half Session
460$/1.5 HoursBest for anyone who needs some extra time to get familiar, or should you want to take a lengthier pause from your day to day.
Full deposits are necessary for first time bookings over one hour.
Two Hour Session
$550/2 Hours Seen me before, had a blast and want to spend a lot more time with me? Haven’t seen me yet, but prefer longer get-to-know-you’s? Either way, this is for you! If you need longer than two hours, please specify on the form and we can discuss.
Full deposits are necessary for first time bookings over one hour.
Overnights
1500$/Night
Want to spend an entire night together? Dinner and paint the town red? Want to just put the phone away and know you don’t have to worry about an alarm going off until the sun rises again? From 7pm-7am I am all yours.
Fly-Me-To-You
Stumble on my website but you’re international? Don’t worry, I have my passport!
On the bookings page, please select the option “Consultation to discuss booking over 3 hours” at the bottom of the page. Once the consultation fee is paid for (25$), I will e-mail and we can set up this booking.
Cancellation Policy
All bookings at or over 2hours must be paid in full at time of booking.
For any booking made and the booking date is within 5 days of the booking confirmation, a cancellation within four days of the booking will owe the full fee of the booking before being allowed to book again.
For any bookings made more than 5 days out from the booking confirmation, any cancellation after 12 hours of making the booking will owe the full booking fee before being allowed to book again.
Deposit is non-refundable.
Discounts ↦
Pre-Paid in FULL Discount: If you prepay for your session IN FULL, 50$ can be taken off any future booking over 180$ or 20$ off any payment less than 180$. (this does not apply if you are being asked to pre-pay because of a no show or cancellation).
The booking app (“acuity”) doesn’t let me apply discounts directly, so just mention it and I can refund you in cash on arrival.
Not Being A Dick Discount: If it is really quick&easy to book you because you sent in my booking form with exactly the information I needed; the exact date you wanted, time you wanted, do not ask invasive questions or questions answered on my site, a kind message explaining which type of session you are looking for, and you send the deposit when you confirm the booking, I will take off 10$.
Frequent Flyer: If I have seen you more than four times, you can add in an hour of social time for free to any booking over 2 hours. This time, though, is meant to be spent with a board game, a video game, a cup of coffee, over dinner… basically anything that doesn’t involve nudity. …Unless our waitress is really freaky.